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Math and Science Suck

10/25/2014

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I have some ISSUES with some scientists and mathematicians. Some examples follow.

Sir Isaac Newton 
You know, one more prismatic color, and a little bit of shuffling, and we could have had IB GROOVY instead of ROY G BIV. Damn you Newton! You coulda done better!

Pierre de Fermat
Yeah, sure you had a a clever proof for your theorem that you just couldn't quite fit into the margin of your book. Yeah, right. Sure you did. Well, I call bullshit. You just wanted to mess with people--and it worked--for 358 years. Come on. Admit it. You never had a proof. What a poser.

Albert Einstein
Albert, you suck! If E didn't equal MC squared, we might be able to exceed the speed of light, and make interstellar travel a practical reality. Even Neil deGrasse Tyson thinks we probably can't do it. Go re-work your math, willya?..and quit messing with my dreams.

Charles Darwin
You suck too! If Lamarck had been right, then parents might be able to pass a college education on to their kids without paying for it. I hope epigenetics kicks your bearded ass! Go back to staring at barnacles ya loser!

James Watson and Francis Crick
You two guys can go suck an egg. It woulda been a whole lot easier to visualize DNA replication and transcription if you made it flat instead of all twisty. Fix that, dammit!

Gads! You math- and scientist-types are getting on my nerves. Makin' things so dang complicated! What pests!

Oh, and one more thing--about Pi--I'm rounding it down to 3.141. And if you don't like it, STUFF IT UP YOU NOSE.

Sheesh.

Quote:
      

    "Everything should be made as simple as possible,
    but not simpler.
"  Source unclear



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1/20/2017 12:10:08 pm

Math and science both are my favourite subject and math also helped him in practical life when you calculate or maintain the business account. Science tells you about technology. James Watson writing theory great helped him in science subject.

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